Rod Demotivational Poster
GAY JOHNNY -
SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box
STEVE JOBS -
PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
REAL MEN -
BETTY WHITE - She Is The Chosen One
FRODO, HE'S SERIOUS - Give him the f***ing ring!
UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM -
EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.
A STIFF ROD - Imperative for a great day of fishing !
COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.
SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.
BEEP BEEP -
COMPUTER SUPPORT TECHNICIAN -
YOUR SANITY - Get ready to kiss yours goodbye
Stupid Ideas -
SAY... - Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive
ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.
THE HUMAN BODY -
INITIATIVE - If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.
Hey, hey we're the monkees -
THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!
JUST A SUGGESTION -
Bust A Nut Cheerios -
R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.
GENERAL BONKERS -
PRICELESS - 4 Idiots One Smart Guy Priceless He Covered his face and saved his ass
MELLO - He Can Make A 187 pound, 6 Foot Monster His Bitch. Be Afraid. Be VERY Afraid.
GUN CONTROL - Does Not Include Rodents
HOT, HOT HEAT -
FACTORY SPACE - MILTON WADDAMS' GRANDFATHER HAD A JERK FOR A BOSS TOO.
THE SIEGFRIED OATH -
NEW YORK -
SPEED KILLS - PETA won't approve of this base cruelty to rodents.
AND GOD SAID UNTO EVE - Quit playing in the water and go make him a sammich!
CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...
SATANIC BABY -
MEGAS XLR - Because Rednecks Do Anime Better.
WIFE'S NEW CAR - Finally, No More Scraped Fenders
THE GRASS INSPECTOR - Is busy at the moment. Inspecting.
ALWAYS INSPECT THE CLAM - When the time is right you don't want to find out it has a big muscle.
SPITTING IN SOUP - Does this turn anyone else on?
FACEBOOK USER - You think you are a consumer, but you are the product.
I GET NO RESPECT -
REALITY STREET - is brought to you by the letters "F" and "U", and the number "69"
STEROIDS - Is it really worth it?
THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS -
RODEO - Tough men and rank bulls making women moist since 1860
L O V E - Should NEVER involve rodents.
CHILDHOOD FEARS -
LONGPOSTER DAY - My favorite day of the month.
PRODUCT PLACEMENT -
ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS - Major in beer and Tri-Delts, lower your golf handicap, and marry the boss' daughter.
IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time.
QUESTION: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Answer: I'm not sure. Can somebody tell me who the Hell Rod Stewart is?
JESUS - He probably rode dinosaurs.
PRODUCT PLACEMENT -
FN-FAL - Dealing with Socialist Rodents since 1953
GIORGIO MORODER - "Together in Electric Dreams" (no further comment)
Schrodinger's grave -
RATING BOMBERS - If they can't get 5L's then no one can!
SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS - As Schrödinger knows; if at first you don't succeed, try again.
SECRET SAUCE - Because a bone without sauce is just nasty!
THE MAN LOCK - Forget the soap on a rope, this is obviously the more important purchase when heading to a stint in lockup.
BEER CONSULTATION -
COLUMBUS DAY -
BE CAREFUL - You may find what you're looking for.
CHRISTMAS EVE -
THAT NIGHT... - they shared a love that dare not speak its name
NOT-SO-LIMITED EDITION XBOX 360 - Commemorative Red Ring of Death Not-So-Limited Edition Xbox 360
INVICIBLE MOOSE - Obviously hasn't met Powergirl yet.
SCRODIES - We're Coming to Your Town, We'll Help You Party Down
THINNING THE HERD -
GOOGLE SFW SEARCH - PERHAPS IF AN UNSPECIFIED FEW HAD BEEN a little more restrained, I might still have motifake at work.
THE PROOF -
COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Why the ladies love PRODUCEMAN! Hey Honey...Next time use the EGGPLANT. What a stud!
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